Motherfucker Stole My Baby!

MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY BABY! is a quick-play roleplaying game inspired by Cradle 2 the Grave and other action films. 

You're a jewel thief - and you and your crew just nabbed a bag of black diamonds for a mysterious employer. You hand the jewels over to your fence for appraisal and kick back for a well-deserved party. Then comes the unexpected double whammy...

Gangsters robbed your fence and swiped the diamonds - and your only child has been kidnapped by the billionaire that you stole the diamonds from! Can you retrieve the diamonds and make the exchange - and how many bodies will litter the streets on your path to victory?

You can only wonder, as you stand in the rain and scream to the sky... MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY BABY!

• Number of players: 2-5
• Age of players: 10+
• Length: 2-4 hours per game session
• Page Count: 4 (after printing and folding)
• Release Date: 2023

This bizarro Brabblemark Press game was inspired by Lasers & Feelings, Apocalypse World, and the film Cradle 2 the Graves. In fact, I've never actually seen Cradle 2 the Grave with Jet Li and DMX - but I was jokingly challenged to create a game that would allow you to play it, so any lack of fidelity to that particular film is all my own fault. 

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Print the game double-sided at 100% size (do not shrink to fit), with landscape orientation on 8.5" x 11" paper, then fold. This will give you a booklet with a front cover, rules on the interior, and a character sheet on the back.